So beautiful


So beautiful

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"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”


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I’m at a pretty decent place rn

there are games coming out I’m looking forward to playing, I listed some TV shows I plan on watching, I’ve got a pretty decent schedule for university (that I’ve been told of thus far), and I have a job I enjoy

a good balance between work, school and free time, and plenty to do in each

plenty to do but not too much





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trainerbrownwantstobattle replied to your post:trainerbrownwantstobattle replied to your post:a…

fuck me please tell me you’re joking

I went “what is vanilla flavoured? ice cream. that’s all there is. fuck it I’ll buy some juice”

I put some in some pepsi max actually, and thought it was awful

but then again I think we all learned from the cherry pepsi max fiasco that pepsi cannot be improved upon in any way

trainerbrownwantstobattle replied to your post:a couple of days ago I learned vanilla vodka…

that shit with coke sounds lethal

fucking hell of course coke is the answer

what an oversight

here I was trying it with lemonade, pineapple juice, and tropical juice

a couple of days ago I learned vanilla vodka exists

it doesn’t really go with anything as well as I’d like it to, but it smells nice so I guess that’s something

today I finished work at 1am. I start tomorrow at 8am. there’s a wrestling event on right now, so I’m sure as hell not gonna sleep

plus I have a very important discussion to have tomorrow, and also our new housemate moves in

which means her first impression of me could be of me being very sleep-deprived, very exhausted, and potentially very upset. I hope she’s nice

if english politicians really wanted scotland to stay, they should’ve said “yeah, please leave” and all of scotland would have voted “no” just to piss them off

that’s just smart politics right there


Sips & Son is the best thing.


"My anaconda don’t …"


"My anaconda don’t …"


"My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!"


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that being said, I do want to make stuff at some point and I have such a strong selection of images for what I want that thing to look like but a) no motivation to do it, and b) I have very little experience in stringing those images together, or coming up with stuff to fill in the many many gaps


when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon


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it’s weird. more adult animated shows now, family guy, bob’s burgers, archer, really don’t grab me in the slightest, despite having seen a few episodes of each (fewer in each as the list continues) and there are distinct elements of my sense of humour in each of them

that being said, the shows I do enjoy have elements in them that I don’t like, or lack elements I need

man, I have no idea what I like in a tv show