the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
I had this once when I taught an alien baby to say “duuuuude” and I was in tears of happiness and then I woke up
I’m assuming. Never met the girl
Guys it’s really windy and tidal surges are apparently hitting tonight.
This is about as exciting as English weather gets
I’m sitting on my roof in a deck chair and sunglasses, eating Doritos and shouting “IS THAT ALL YOUVE GOT” into the wind as I’m getting blown about
I hope The Grinch is on netflix
or is at least on TV after the 21st because that’s when I’m back at my parents and I really wanna watch it
Just been prescribed risperidone….
wow really? that’s.. wow
oh man I found a great script to open a short, but I don’t think I had anywhere in particular in mind when I wrote it, and I also don’t know now, but I really like it
I’m planning 2014 videos :D
also I’m now calling it “crimmus” and there’s not a damn thing y’all can do to stop me
I have a tiny crimmus tree and a rad as heck santy hat. crimmus jumper and I’m ready
In relation to this post —>http://robbbrown.tumblr.com/post/68887625954/thewittychappy-robbbrown-ayeleesh-please
Please don’t mention that I wear a certain item of clothing a lot, 9 times out of 10 it’s because it’s the only thing I think I look ok in.
I’m the same except it’s my entire wardrobe
- 6 t-shirts
- 2 pairs of jeans. another pair for summer
- 1 hoodie
- 1 pair of trainers
I feel like I’m remembered as “that guy with that one hoodie and the t-shirts that all look the same”
The iconic purple hoodie.
I’ll be remembered for my beanies. They just…spawn.
"here lies josh batch. devoured by an army of carnivorous beanies"